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April’s challenge may be the most straightforward challenge I’ve presented on this site, and also one with the clearest path towards achievement.  Creating something new every day is an idea dozens of blogs are based on, and for good reason-  it’s fun, productive, and leaves you with something for your mom to stick on the fridge.

To kick off April, I took suggestions on Facebook for subjects in my first piece.  Perhaps this was a mistake, as I was given the following things to include:

  • Steampunk
  • A sombrero
  • An Archeopteryx
  • Pony
  • Bow and arrow
  • 1976 Datsun B210 Honeybee
  • Non-corporreal nothingness
  • “Eat Your Heart Out”
  • Silverlake
  • Bukkake Easter Bunny
  • A friend named Kristen wielding a flaming sword riding a gigantic lion that shoots laser beams from it’s eyes and travel’s through time
  • Trumpets
  • being human
  • A minotaur
  • Alice in Wonderland

A tall order to work into one piece after a long day at work, but here’s what I came up with:

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Phil WarrenPhil Warren (81)
Founder and editor of The Brave New, Phil Warren is now an accordion player, a minister, a sonic weapons expert, a director, a photographer, a public speaker, and a bunch of other things. Mostly he's an adventurer though. An adventurer who smells nice. Except when he doesn't.
NickNick (6)
One part Burner and one part Engineer; I’ve lived through twenty-five-and-a-half winters, and aim to keep it that way. My world is a strange one, and it’s my goal to make it stranger.

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